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Mets vs. Phillies NLDS Game 1 Bet: Ride the red-hot Amazin's

Mets vs. Phillies NLDS Game 1 Bet: Ride the red-hot Amazin's

Quiet Friday.

Is everything in the mailbox clean?

How about this one from Don Reed:

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping. They set up their tent and when night fell they fell asleep.

A few hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, “Kemo Sabe, look at the sky, what do you see?”


Clayton Moore played The Lone Ranger.
Clayton Moore played The
Lone Ranger. New York Post

The ranger replies, “I see millions of stars.” “What does that tell you?” asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger thinks for a minute… “Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies.

As for the time, it tells me it's a quarter past three in the morning.

Theologically speaking, we are small and insignificant.

From a meteorological point of view, we seem to have a nice day tomorrow.

And what does it tell you, Tonto, my friend?”

“That tells me you’re dumber than the buffalo. SOMEONE STOLEN A TENT!”


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The Division Series begins.

Our series bets are $50 on the Yanks, Mets, Tigers and Dodgers.

As for Game 1: let Kodai Senga tell you.

“I’m ready for whatever they say.

When you say 10 pitches, it's 10 pitches.

If they say 200, it’s 200.”

Play $50 on the Mets.

-498 Swobodas dropped after the wildcard round.


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